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A slippery heel is when you get up the urge to jack off in the morning(this isn't an easy task)first you blow a load in your tube sock then wear it on your foot the rest of the day.
Scott: dude, you need to buy some more socks, they're filthy.

Todd: No don't worry, I was just horny this morning, and now I got a slippery heel goin.
by scott doll August 09, 2006

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