Sergeant Slapnuts 

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

Sergeant Slapnuts by Phartman March 18, 2011

slapnuts 

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

slapnuts by JOE December 22, 2003

SlipNut 

SlipNut is a god. Over the years he's had many names such as slap nut each name getting him stronger. He currently resides in California and brings good luck and fortune to whoever he likes. If someone is called a SlipNut they should have great respect and honor.

John is a SlipNut because why not.

SlipNut by Steven Small October 3, 2018

slapnuts 

commonly used insult, suggests the person jacks off a lot.

Shut the fuck up, slapnuts.

slapnuts by kb June 26, 2003

Slipnuting 

When you are having sex at a Slipknot concert and as you nut, the band stops and celebrates your accomplishment!

As I was slipnuting, I got a high-five from the bass player!

Slipnuting by Spoon McChaz November 16, 2021

Slapnuts 

An idiot who deserves to be kicked in the man marbles and slapped across the face for being such an ignorant fool.

Hey Slapnuts!

Jimmy you are such a Slapnuts!

Slapnuts by John McNally April 23, 2008

slapnuts 

When your pounding a girl so hard your balls slap against her.

Yeah I took her home last night and gave her some slapnuts for dinner

slapnuts by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005