SlipKnoT is the greatest metal band out there. Half the stupid fucks who think they said they are death or black metal are stupid as hell. No one who likes or liked SlipKnoT ever said they were death or black metal. Suck these nuts you fat faggots.
like limp bizkit and all the hard ass metal heads that listen to vador or lamb of god < get shot faggots.
by sicmetal.com July 10, 2003
Pretty Much The BEST band on the planet! Whoever says they suck makesmewant to punch a baby!! They have Awesomely Awesome talent!! Joey Jordison is just about the greatest drummer in the whole FUCKING Universe! Metallica SUCKS!!
Adrian: So....Who's Your Favorite band?
Charlie: I would have to say Metallica
Adrian: Dude, That's not cool....Slipknot is Way Better!
by Adrian Pulley February 28, 2006
A highly overrated, oversized NU METAL (not death metal or anything, you dumb assholes) band consisting of 9 douchebags who wear masks and jumpsuits as part of their gimmick, which they copied from Gwar.

Although not the worst band in the world, and one of the better nu metal bands out there, they definitely aren't worthy of being called "the best band" in any other context other than having to do with nu metal. They can't even hold a candle to real metal bands such as OLD-SCHOOL Metallica or Iron Maiden.

They have 9 members in the band, which is far too many. They have this many as part of the marketing gimmick. Proof of this is in the fact that you can't even hear half the members most of the time. The members evaluations are as follows:

Vocals: Not too bad honestly. Can sing a lot better than other nu metal singers like that fag from Korn, Johnathan Davis. Lyrics aren't too bad either but can suck, like the ones that one guy posted. Those are some seriously lame lyrics ("Now take a real good look at/What you've fucking done to me").
Guitar #1: Sucks. Typical, boring nu metal riffs. But still better than those in Disturbed, etc. No solos either.
Guitar #2: See above.
Bass: So hard to hear and so hard to like.... Sucks.
Drums (regular set): The best member along with the singer. Not too bad really but there are better. He at least does fills and SOME double bass. DEFINITELY not the fastest double basser either (listen to Dying Fetus, Kataklysm or Deicide for some REAL fast double bass). I hate him the least.
Drums (tom kit): What exactly is the point of this when all he does is play the same notes on the toms as the regular drummer does? Fuck off!
Drums (trashcan): Can this guy not afford a real drum set? Can he not play one? Apparently not. This guy is equally as ponitless as the tom drummer. You can actually hear his drumming but he only plays like 4 notes per song. The rest of the time he just stands there like a dumbass.
Sampler: What the fuck does he do as well? You hear NOTHING from this asshole! Even if you could he would suck. Die!
DJ (Scratches): Don't make me laugh.

So if 2 out of 9 members are decent, how good could the band overall be?

Oh, but wait! The material! More or less up to one's opinion but generally revolves around, "I'm a victim. I'm very angry and/or hurt. I hate you. Feel sorry for me." Nothing complex in the arrangements and maybe some creativity.

Fans of Slipknots label themselves as "maggots", a very fitting term. These "maggots" usually think they're badass rebels by listening to this band which offends their rich, uptight parents and are amongst the typical mallcore scene. I would never label myself a "maggot" if I were a fan of any band but these guys seem to be proud of it.

Despite what many say, Slipknot is featured to a limited degree on mainstream metal, mostly material from their latest release, which is much safer than their older stuff.

Overall, not the worst band, especially in nu metal, but very overrated. You know it can't be THAT good when kids wearing baggy cargo pants with a million pockets, hooded sweat jackets covered in grease stains, studded wristbands and wallet chains listen to it. But easily better than the likes of Korn.

P.S. Maggots, please stop telling us that we suck or to go fuck ourselves because we don't listen to the same "badass" mallcore band that you listen to. Also, we do not dislike/hate Slipknot because they're mainstream. That has nothing to do with them. We dislike/hate them because they're not that good/just fucking suck!
maggot: Holy shit! Slipknot is the best band ever! They are so talented! I love the way they wear masks and jumpsuits and purge themselves and jump around like apes, on stage!

real metalhead: Ever heard of Children of Bodom?

maggot: Who?

real metalhead. Exactly. By the way, you DO know you're known as a "maggot" right? Pretty degrading isn't it?

maggot: (hangs head in shame)
by Correct January 06, 2006
Its funny how Slipknot haters tell us to get a life when their the ones that are insecure about their own music that they have to come over here and tell us what we don't want to hear. Everyone has opinions, keep them to yourself. Your not proving anything by saying "get a life loser", ESPECIALLY when you say it over the internet.. its people like you we hate.. but anywho thier 9 (sic) fuckers from des moines iowa. they are a kickass band.
#0. Sid Wilson - Turntables
#1. Joey Jordison - Drums
#2. Paul Gray - Bass
#3. Chris Fehn - Percussion
#4. James Root - Guitar
#5. Craig Jones - Media/samples
#6. Shawn "Clown" Crahan - Percussion
#7. Mick Thompson - Guitar
#8. Corey Taylor - Song
Their albums:
Mate Feed Kill Repeat - 1996
Selt-titled - 1999
Iowa - 2001
Vol. 3 (The Subliminal Verses) - 2004
Planning another album right now.

saw Slipknot last night. They're really great. Especially their concerts. Stay (SiC) fuckers
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by slipknot fan March 29, 2008
this is corey taylor, slipknot frontman, FUCK YOU ALL, AND FUCK FRED DURST....I WANT LINDSAY POLK'S TITIES
SLIPKNOT ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllles
by nick May 11, 2004
a group who wear masks because of the amount of embarrasment that could be caused if their mothers ever found out their music was of such a low standard!
Why dont you gothic twats defend your music instead of insulting the author on their views of particular groups/music
by Babdale December 15, 2003
Good 9 piece band. In my opinion, not too many people like them, its like you like them or you hate them. Their drummer Joey Jordison almost made me orgasm when i saw his drum solo on video.
Holy crap, i think i just cummed all over the computer
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