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Sklipnkot r teh roxors!!!!!!1111111oneoneoneonelolooololololololo, they r teh best ban on earf an if u don like them kis my ass. teh only band that compars are Canible Corse!!!!1111oneoneone
Slipknot Fan: yo dawg, lets go rape things and kill them like they tell us to do in Slipknot and Cannibal Corpse lyrics!!!!!1111111oneoneoneoneone

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slipknot fuckn kicks ass
by fuck you August 03, 2003

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a shitty nu-metal poser band who copies Mushroomhead's look
Joseph: Have you heard the new Slipknot CD?
Eric: Yeah, it sucks ass
Joseph: Just like Slipknot!
by BEAVIS August 03, 2004

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A band that is no more...
Now there is Murderdolls and Stone Sour
:D
A band responsible for some of the greatest songs ever like Wait and Bleed, Left Behind and Spit it out
by HoppuS(2) September 06, 2003

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slipknot is a band who can actually play heavy metal, if they wern't they wouldn't sell out all the tickets to their shows, have millions of fans buying their albums and most importantly they wouldn't scare old people if they wre crap! most people who think not are chavs or 'rockers' who lower themselves to chav standards.
chav: oh mate, you listen to slipknot, your well gay you are, ha ha. (his so posse pretend to laugh)
slipknot fan: so, your never gonna get a job, a dad that isn't in prison or sex that isn't paid for.
chav:you startin'
slipknot fan:no (walks off leaving chav confused as to why someone wouldn't want to resort to primal violence as a means of communication)
by paranoia666 October 12, 2005

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Originating in a mystical land known as "Iowa", Slipknot is an angsty mallcore band who are a favorite of teenage girls, pseudo-goths, and other Hot Topic drama whores. Consisting of at least 100 members (many of which were unsuspecting victims randomly abducted off the street), Slipknot is fronted by singer Corey "Midget" Taylor, drummer Joey "Fag" Jordison, and token fatass Shawn "Clown" Crahan. Their lyrics are the typical angst-ridden gay shit such as bleeding to death, Satanism, imaginary girlfriends, and gouging your eyes out.

All of the band members wear boilersuits and distinct masks to hide the semen and Santorum stains on their faces.

When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "fucking brutal" they are, the band members can be found engaging in homosexual acts and beating each other to death with frozen cow heads and dead babies.

Fans of Slipknot are called "maggots" because most of them are extremely fat, slimy, and pale-skinned from never going outside. Strangely enough, most (if not all) Slipknot fans are also complete faggots.
Famous Slipknot Lyrics:

-PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!
-EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHGH!!!
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH EAAAAAAAAAAARGH UGH UGH!!!!11ONEONE AEAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
by MaidenAndPriestRule September 02, 2005

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grestest band around with metals heaviest drummer n also hottest (joey jordison)
i want to have joeys babis
by gIna March 30, 2005

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