a "band" full of retards in ugly masks, that make "music" that all sounds the samei.e lame and inspires losers from middle school and beyond to buy pants that are 167186374 times too big for them from hottopic and to stop washing their hair. they fall into the same category as other pathetic bands such as ICP, korn, the cotton mouth kings, GWAR....

face it losers, your trend has died.

scenegrl1: omigosh...underoath is gonna do a show this weekend!

scenegrl2: really???! we are sooo gonna go!

scenegrl1: oh no wait... they are playing at mayham fest or whatever...

scenegirl2: ew! you mean that lameass show with like, slipknot and stuff?

scenegrl1:im not going there anymore, we'll see underoath the next time they play warped tour.

scenegrl2: yeah i'd rather not get crushed by any fat, dirty, sweaty metal posers anyways...
by katrinakero$cene August 11, 2008
Only the best band in the world, this coming from the music maestro. I listen to all genres of music: classical, hard rock, any type of metal, rap, punk, you name it most likely I listen to it. I basically like Slipknot for the lyrics, and because it has a pretty good sound to it. All of you people who think that I am just a poser, can kiss my little, white, loner goth ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: Hey what do you think about the band Slipknot?
Guy 2: It's only the best Muther Fuckin band in all of eternity!!!!
by Dark_Death April 16, 2007
Slipknot is an heavy metal band from Des Moines, Iowa. With nine band members, Slipknot has toured all over the world and has 3 major albums. Slipknot is most known for their masks and jumpsuits that they wear onstage and in their music videos. Some of their major songs are Duality, Wait and Bleed, and Before I Forget. Slipknot loves all their fans and affectionately call them maggots. They even did a video shoot for Duality with over 400 fans from the midwest. One kid even came to Iowa all the way from England to be in the video. We were there for 13 hours in rain and 40 degree weather wearing t-shirts. Slipknot is loved by many many people.
Slipknot is the best heavy metal band in the whole world.
by Amy S November 14, 2005
Very loud, very fast band. Fastest drummer I've ever heard, and the rest of the band keeps up and in time. Not the most complicated or artisticly impressive music, but fuck it - it's metal... what do you want?

In the rare moments the vocalist sings, his voice is pretty decent. 90% of the time, he belches out words in a rapid-fire growl-scream that makes your throat hurt to listen to. Effective for the lyrics and crowd Slipknot plays to.

If one is to believe that Slipknot's lyrics represent the true feelings of the band, these guys wake up more pissed off and hateful than any remotely sane human should ever be in the worst situation imaginable. Therefore, it is safe to say they are a marketing creation geared toward angst-ridden 15-23 year old white males. On drugs. A lot of drugs. A lot of hard, powerful, brain-raping drugs. (The band - not necessarily the target market.)

Technically impressive, artistically passable, lyrically horrid to the point of amusement.

Fear anyone who belives Slipknot's lyrics were written just for him out of pages from his life. The average disaffected adolescent white boy is destructive enough - if he rallies around Slipknot lyrics, you've got another Timothy McVeigh just waiting to happen.
And guys... what's the deal with the masks?
by The Evil Steve August 19, 2005
a band that got soft and crappy about the same time they got a record deal. The album before the self titled and that awful IOWA, was Mate Feed Kill Repeat, much better songs, that were inspired by metal and not $$ or whatever the fuck they are today, They sound like that nu-metal garbage. Download the songs somewher or somethig youd be surprised it is slipknot if you even have heard of this cd you know what i am talking about.
As soon as the 2 cd came out they sucked...
A nine piece band that originated from Iowa, and while I think they have talent, I believe that they dont use it and/or some of the band members waste it.
For example...
Joey Jordison-Fantastic drummer, the guy is amazing, best in the world in my opinion
Corey Taylor-Suicidal, recovering alcoholic, but thats beside the point, Corey Taylor sounds great in the studio right? Have you ever seen the guy live? He sounds like shit, no joke, I could sing better.
Oh, and thats another thing for all you Slipknot fans who think that they're the greatest band ever, have you ever heard the rule that a band is only as good as they are live? Well Slipknot sounds like SHIT live, I saw them live about a year ago, and I was so dissapointed, they just sound like a bunch of drunken sailors slapping their instruments, yuck. So...if I was in Slipknot I would get Corey the fuck out, get rid of the masks because that was MUSHROOMHEADS thing, not yours, they were first, look it up if you dont believe me, oh, and make Joey the lead singer, with all the talent that guy has I wouldnt be surprised if he could sing
Slipknot has talent, they just waste it with shit band members and shit guitar riffs that they steal.
by Will Brasil February 25, 2007
one of the best bands every and if u dont like them then fuck u cooters
slipknot kicks ass a hell of a lot of ass
by swine August 29, 2004
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