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Slip o' the thumbs

It's when your holding a cat and it wriggles and you sort of just, thumb the cat.
Gavin:So I was holding Geoff's cat and it wriggled and I, Uhh
Geoff:He fisted my cats anus
Gavin:I cant beleive I had a slip o' the thumbs
Slip o' the thumbs by Trainer_Yarn January 10, 2015

Floydian Slip 

/ˌfloidēən ˈslip/ (noun)

the inadvertent citing of real statistics that contradicts an orthodox, usually Progressive, narrative promoted by mainstream media and academia.
Prof. Tariq: "George Floyd's murder proves beyond doubt systemic anti-black racism in Amerikkka."
Prof. Gad: "The National Crime Victimization Study 2019 suggests otherwise, my learned friend."
Prof. Tariq: "WTF you say?"
Prof. Gad: "My apologies - a Floydian Slip."
Floydian Slip by Green Gordon June 10, 2020

trumpian slip 

When someone actually reveals their real intentions in the middle of spewing absurd bull**it- Trump has done this in practically every one of his speeches. As stated by Trevor Noah.
The a-hole in chief made another Trumpian slip today.

Siphokazi 

A strong wise woman of South African descent who is very beautiful both inward and outward. She is respected quite heavily amongst her friends and always aspires to live up to an admirable standard of living. God fearing and a woman of virtue. She is a deep and critical thinker and is not afraid to ask people some very challenging questions. Siphokazi's might come across as shy at first but once you get to know them, they are wonderful to be with and you would not want to let go of them because they are irreplaceable.
Guy 1: Damn I I wish I would have met Siphokazi sooner enough
Girl 1: Wow friend you do the most!!
Siphokazi by zukiswa November 2, 2016

Camp Slipadick 

A summer camp for under privileged super models.
I was a counselor at "Camp Slipadick"!
Camp Slipadick by Pete Negwaski! October 17, 2008

Slipballs 

The act of squeesing the left testicle, twisting it counter clockwise four times. Compress the left testicle, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. Take the right testicle and twist it clockwise seven times. Then make a loop with your left testicle, as you would a shoelace. Forcefull insert your right testicle through the loop. Twist both testicles in opposite directions like a double helix. After this, make another loop with your right testicle and push your left testicle through that loop. Then release your testicles. The compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. Then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. To undo, use icy hot. Dont forget to Crisco your balls before hand. Enjoy.
Once the hot bitches saw my SlipBalls, they wanted me inside them.