something fat people wear, to keep the fat sucked in, and supposedly make them look skinny. buy them at torid ! people who wewar them, watch out, because you are easy to be made fun of. they are just elastic body shaped gloves that hold it all in.
ex. 1. oh my gosh, her spanks must be on too tights, shes crazy!
ex. 2. her spanks were so constricted, she bled.
ex. 3. when she bent over, i say her spanks peeking out.
ex. 4. man i am so fat, i need some spanks.
A term used by a friend or affiliate of a person who propagates some sort of trouble, using this term is a last-resort where trouble is imminent and realistically is never used by the perpetrator receiving the outcome of his wrong-doing, mishap or misdemeanor on the flip side.
May also be substituted for spaghetti-hoes when a skanky skiny broad trundles past.
Example 1, of Uh-oh spaghetti-os:more...
Person 1: Why is that jock steam-rolling in our
direction, he's striding like we're the feast after his
Person 2: Well I got his dumb ass broad into bed and left
my calling card.
Person 1: Well what's that?
Person 2: Haven't you heard what they say about me? They
call me the nerd with the brain in his wingless, NOT
skinless larger than your average sea bird plane.
Person 1: Well *gulp*, which spot should we present him
with to beat on?
Person 2: Well, *points to spot and lifts shirt up a
slight amount* I think I have a slight slip disc just
above my pelvis; thing's been killin' me; maybe he can
thump it back into position.
Person 1: Right... is it to late to refer back to the old
wrongly timed but always brilliantly quipped phrase Uh-oh
spaghetti-os in such times of imminent trouble?
Person 2: It would appear that way.
"Look at that thin piece of spaghetti figured ass" said Wanda."I
could curl that scrawny length of disgrace right into a pasta shell." She went on: "I
mean you don't see black spaghetti hoes like that
none-too-often. Must be hard for her to find a partner,
must need a man build like the graphite in a pencil -
aye aint your Ray the perfect fit!?". "Yeah!?" retorted Donna with an on the sly tinge of surprise on her breath after hearing the sardonic...
A word commonly used by British skaters and BMX riders, pertaining to the many scars/scabs/fresh wounds on their shins, skaters due to missing tricks and hitting their board / concrete pole they were failing to grind, and BMXers due to either the above, or having the foot slip off the pedal (usually metal studded) and long scrapes taken out of the shin.
skater: word, you seen these shindigs?
*lifts up trouser to show small scar*
*BMX lifts up trouser to show leg bones with no flesh left*
The pillow fluffer is when one is at a party and lifts the pillow out of the freshly made hosts bed to take a dump down the underside of the pillow case. then reinstalls the pillow back to it's original location greasy side down. They'll know something stinks but they won't know what until they lay their head down and slip an arm under : ) underdeck uperdeck uperdecker
I slipped a pillow fluffer into that bitches Martha Stewart threads before I left the party. That'll teach her for cutting me off.
When you're under the covers and you let a rancid fart slip. It then festers and stays warm in the blankets until your partner lifts up the covers and is hit with a blast of stink.
(Much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.)
I couldn't stop laughing when Mike lifted the covers and was hit with a crock pot fart