Compound Splinter 

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.

Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."

Compound Splinter by BChil June 29, 2015

slinthead 

A derogatory term used for someone who has done something stupid that usually calls for repercussions. The term is commonly used by fans of the Maze Runner series.

That slinthead needs to follow the rules

slinthead by shuckfacesandshanks June 27, 2014

shintel

a company dedicated to pushing back 10nm

ew is that shintel cpu still running on the 14nm process?

shintel by RogueSoldier777 May 18, 2019

The Splinter Cell 

The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.

Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!

The Splinter Cell by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011

Catching Splinters 

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.

"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

Catching Splinters by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009

Slushee Slinger 

A racial slur referring to any brown skinned man working at your local convenience store

"Damn, that slushee slinger checked my ID when I bought those blunt wraps. I wonder if he's going to bomb a major US city."

Slushee Slinger by grahamburglar April 22, 2013

Shit slinger 

A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.

That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.

That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.

Shit slinger by Julie da broke bitch Savage June 15, 2013