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Sidebitchyness 

When a mans side bitch or side hoe starts having an attitude towards the man because she is mad that she doesn't get the benefits of getting what she would get if she was the girlfriend.
"So we goin' anywhere to eat tonight?"
"Nah."
"What am I gonna eat then?!"
"My dick."
"I wanna go out! I wanna go somewhere with you! I hate having to be a secret!!"
"Bitch shut the fuck up with that sidebitchyness! You're the side bitch! We're supposed to be a secret, OK?! I can replace you in a heartbeat."
Sidebitchyness by getwellPablo March 11, 2015

slumbitch 

While sometimes mistaken as a simple prefix added to the common epithet 'bitch,' 'slumbitch' is actually a slurred form of 'son of a bitch', but useful for both genders. Instead of an insult, however, it is most useful as an interjection when events do not conspire to your fortune.
Slumbitch! I do not believe you made that shot!
slumbitch by Kendon July 25, 2004

slime bitch 

"whoa is that girl covered in fucking slime?"
"yeah... fucking slime bitch"
slime bitch by sphete April 23, 2017

Sidebitching 

1. The act of having a two girlfriends at the same time without them knowing about eachother

2. When a girl tries to start a relationship with a man she knows is in a committed relationship
1.

Bro: Who is jake dating, Tara or Ashley

Bartender: both, he's sidebitching

2.
Donna: why are you chasing jake if he has a girlfriend
Tracey: I don't know, I'm just sidebitching
Sidebitching by Promeo April 30, 2014
Word of the Day on May 2, 2014

somebitch 

the way a cowboy says son of a bitch
Cowboy Cerrone got his ass kicked by a somebitch
somebitch by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018

slavebitch 

A skank that allows it's owner to intimidate it, abuse it, and make it sleep with others for money.

Can be male or female as can the owner/master.
Down on your knees, slavebitch.
slavebitch by RecentCoin July 30, 2007