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Where'sLighting 

Inspired by the Australian police as an alternative to gaslighting. The Australian police declared that everyone who witnessed the calls to "Gas the Jews" at the Sydney Opera House on October 9th 2023 were mistaken, and that the violent angry mob who gathered in their thousands to protest the appearance of an emblem of identifying with Israeli victims of terrorism were merely asking "where's the Jews?"

Presumably this was so that they could express their sympathies with the Jews, while rioting and burning the Israeli flag.
Or perhaps they wanted to have sex with Jewish people to mark the occasion since the police did confirm there were calls for "F*ck the Jews".
"Where'sLighting" - Terminology to replace the more well-known Gaslighting. e.g.

"Where's the Jews?" Chants by the violent mob outside the Sydney Opera House in Australia on October 9th 2023, while the Palestinian Islamic terrorists who tortured, rape, burned alive, beheaded, massacred and kidnapped thousands in Israel on October were still inside Israel continuing their efforts at genocide but finally being defeated.
Where'sLighting by TheRealMosh February 1, 2024

Red-lighting

Red-lighting/to red-light is to draw unwanted attention to yourself or another person, usually when committing a criminal act or trying to get away with something shady.

You risk red-lighting yourself &/or another person by behaving in a manner that may elicit unwanted scrutiny.

In Australia the saying is usually used by those who have a criminal background and tends to be associated with people from that demographic.

Examples;
Sitting in a car for an extended period of time when waiting to score.
Being under the influence when dealing with authority figures.

Engaging in avoidable, often pointless activities that put a person at risk of discovery when they would otherwise be in a position to evade notice such as;
driving a few km over the speed limit, using your mobile while driving, stealing something trivial, engaging in unnecessary conflict (verbal or otherwise), littering and so on.
"Mate, I ended up red-lighting myself something bad waiting for Jimbo to show."

"You're just going to red-light yourself driving to Springvale in that car."
Red-lighting by Slim Crim January 11, 2019

lighting guy 

A person that places lights, hangs lights, programs lights, focuses lights, fixes lights, designs lighting plots, and stares at the lights once they get to a venue. One of the best guys or gals anyone could have on their side. They have a wide variety of common skills. They can climb, lift, communicate, see very far, great sex appeal, creative af, tell hands what to pick up, and program lighting fixtures. Their shit may be always in the way, and sometimes they may not know what’s wrong with their lights. When it comes down to showtime, not one compliant is heard. It may not look like the lighting guy is doing anything particularly important. Really, he or she just got their shit done I promise you, or ahead of time. Any one lighting guy is equal to at least two and a half sound guys or five video guys.
Concert goer #1: Wow, look at that beautiful stage! That looks sexy af!

Concert goer #2: I wonder who makes all those lights like that? I mean, I wish I was smart enough to make awesome lighting scenes!
Concert goer #1: That would be the lighting guy. He’s that sexy mf over there at front of house in the middle of the crowd!
lighting guy by Illuminaudi November 22, 2020

Spylighting 

(Verb) The act of flipping through different sports channels looking for big highlights, usually done out of boredom or because you just don't really care about any of the games. Spylighting can be very successful, however, it can backfire.
"Dude! I was spylighting last night and I saw Ed Reed get a pick six on Fox, then I turned to ESPN and saw a walk-off homer by Big Papi! It was awesome."

"Laurie broke up with me when she found out I was secretly spylighting while we 'talked about our relationship' on the phone."
Spylighting by strongb2k9 March 11, 2009

Goat Slitting 

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.
I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.
Goat Slitting by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

half natty lighting 

Lighting so perfect that it looks like you must have taken steroids to achieve your physique.
Usually sought after by bodybuilders if they want to take a picture/video of themselves flexing.
Coined by bodybuilder Matt Ogus.
Bro 1: "Yo bro check out my new instagram pic, I look shredded"
Bro 2: "Yo bro that's some sick half natty lighting bro"

Forum bro: "Yo bros you got any tips on how to achieve permanent half natty lighting in my room like Zyzz had??"
half natty lighting by TheZimster September 20, 2017