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sexed up 

Getting ready to go out. Dressing up, putting on your cologne, doing your hair etc...
Get all sexed up to go out to the movies.
sexed up by D.L. Stevenson August 3, 2006
when female has sex to get into a Gang, this is instead of being beated in. but you only you get love no respect.
she got sexed in to avoid the beat in.
sexed in by EAZY-T October 22, 2007

Sexed out 

To engage in constant intercourse, to the point where you aren't in the mood for quite amount of time.
During our honeymoon, we constantly went at it to the point where we were both sexed out.
Sexed out by Jalapeno Flavor September 7, 2010
slewed to get beaten or shot,to get f***ed over by some one.
ur gona get slewed by them for that.
Slewed by Ryan2 October 12, 2005
when you inhale melatonin dust and get high
"Brooooo I'm feeling sleedy rn."
"why would you do that"
sleedy by Rice_Bullets January 21, 2021

sexeditcrapitus 

To write a definition for the urban dictionary i.e. one of a of a highly graphic, but physically impossible/unacheivable/ridiculous sexual nature, written by someone that has no actual sexual experience. The sad intention behind this act is seeing one's name in print. It is a chronic condition characterised by having very small genitalia, no life, and an inability to socially interact with persons of the opposite/same sex due to being an utter and complete cretin. The only known cure is long walks and to stop espousing shite to real people

i.e. Those that are likely to smack you in the mouth for uttering such crap (The same as your mothers should have done, you sad fuckers.)
Exclamation: " hey dude/ waheeti/ obi wan kenobi/ whatever, i totally wompmasajoned her ass, with a large Jerusalem artichoke, several sheets of industrial grade marine plywood, four of my imaginary computer friends, and involving defecation and ejaculation, Oh and by the way, some shite place that you've never heard of/ have any interest in/would rather was obliterated by a small say 20k nuclear weapon woz where it happened dude/obi wan kenobi etc, is that a sexeditcrapitus thing to get me noticed or wot {ad Nauseam}

Real Person: " you futile, pathetic cunt" {'Smack' sound as fist makes contact with morally degenerate/pathetic/puerile mouth.