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Sleuthing 

To play the role of detective, to gather facts and information usually in the traditional Sherlock Holmes inconspicuous way.
To investigate in the manner of a detective.

A proper Sleuth needs to be intelligent, witty, and always a few steps ahead others. In fact, he never reveals all his discoveries or conclusions. His wisdom is his greatest asset and he needs to hide that wisdom if he expects to be hired for his services.
Sherlock Holmes enjoys a proper Sleuthing, like a boss!
Sleuthing by Dr. Goodwin Honeyhow November 17, 2011
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Skin Sloughing Ritual 

Skin Sloughing Ritual is code for phone sex.
Sebastian wished that he could have Skin Sloughing Rituals with Blaine every night but he can't because Blaine is too busy earjacking his boyfriend, Kurt.
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Speigling 

A pose that one strikes after tailgating, but can also occur after a long night of drinking. Evidenced by a drunken stare, hands on cheeks with elbows on knees, often hunched over. Similar to Tebowing. Typical pose after Speigling would be praying to the porcelain god
Wow, she is really drunk, but happy. Look, she is Speigling!
Speigling by shinaenae September 11, 2012

Smeagling 

To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.
Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.
Smeagling by toon definitions November 11, 2014

beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.
Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.

slugging percentage 

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.
After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.

Slugging The Vegas Slot 

A sexual act performed immediately after performing a Las Vegas Chainsaw. The partner on whom the Las Vegas Chainsaw has been performed positions themselves on all fours with ass crack up. As a loving performer of the act, the other partner gingerly reinserts each of quarters that were previously extracted via the Las Vegas Chainsaw back into the the other partner's ass, one by one, like a chronic gambler feeding an old style coin slot machine. For extended and invigorating play, repeat the Las Vegas Chainsaw after all the quarters are back in.
Tonya was feeling frisky and let her boyfriend perform a Las Vegas Chainsaw on her. As if that was not enough pleasure, her boyfriend stuffed her full again by Slugging The Vegas Slot. Tonya hit the jackpot.