sleptexting 

Texting while sleep deprived.

After clubbing all weekend, I found myself sleptexting everyone I know with gibberish and not remembering it.

sleptexting by editorjeff July 8, 2010

sleeted 

The act of giving two guys hand jobs above ones head, and being ejaculated on.

Donna gave two guys handies above her head, and they sleeted her

sleeted by ocg July 10, 2012

Swepted 

Verb;
Lose all the games in a hockey playoff series despite high expectations of winning the event.

The heavily favored and number one seeded Tampa Bay Lightning experienced shame and humiliation when they were swepted by the wildcard and number eight seeded Columbus Blue Jackets in 2019.

Swepted by Sh00terMcGavin April 29, 2019

Sleeted 

A friend that mysteriously disappears at the end of a night out without any warning.

"You well sleeted me last night!"

Sleeted by Wreckajoint December 2, 2004

Swepted 

When a pre sweep is required prior to painting a home or small area. You know it will be swept, but once the sweeping has bee completed, it has been properly Swepted.

Joe, apartment #502 is swepted. Ready for paint.

Swepted by Lauribabe & Harley September 28, 2020

slapted 

pseudo-hispanic slang for "slapped", which is pseudo-english slang for fucked

Last night, I slapted dat shit so hard, her mother called me to say "thank you".

slapted by Marasmus March 23, 2003

septed fool 

A phrase coined by Mike Church (the Ambition guy, not the radio dude) to denote an utterly stupid person. Comes from sept; to be septed is to lose one's significant other to another dude.

George Dubya is one wack-ass septed fool, yo!

septed fool by Phun Purson October 28, 2004