| 1. | Sleepturbating | ||
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The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning. Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.
Dude: Whaddaya mean? Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating. Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea. |
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