It assumes we all think like children, and think things like "time for sleep!!" when it gets late.
"three more SLEEPS?? How old are you, six?? Grow the hell up. We adults just say 'days'."
A lazy ass sleeping dog
When You Are Really Tired..........
The Churchill's armchair
get more sleep
Kinda llike a drug but you're hooked at birth. As you grow older and worked f*%#ed up hours and invest in a life, you go through withdrawl.
Heavy eye lids, tired muscles, confusion, boredom, being on the computer at 3:00am (after work), watching reruns of the 10:00pm news.
Well. there are three ways we can go with this;
1. Kicking the habit: Continue with withdrawl. soon enough you'll replace your blood with bawls, jolt, or coffie. You may go crazy, but you'll have more time on your hands.
2. Overdose: Keep your funny hours at work. When you get home from work on Friday, just crash on your bed and sleep right through the weekend.
3. Work around it: Ask for different hours at work. When your boss laughs in your face, reffer to methods 1 and 2.
Side affects of taking Sleep include:
Refershed feeling, more energy, better attitude towards life, better pefromance in the workplace, addiction.
A state in which the body of a person or other mammal is in deep rest. Environmental responsiveness is reduced or even completely lost. This is the period in which the body and mind can recover from the activity of the awake state.