Sleep fapnea is a sleep inhibiting condition caused by a lack of needed fapping, or masturbation.
Man I was so tired when I got home last night I didn't get my rocks off, then I couldn't even sleep because of the damn sleep fapnea.
A late night conversation without any purpose.
Monica almost fell asleep during our nonversation last night.
Mike has to stop wasting all of his time with those nonversations.