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1. sleep fapnea
Sleep fapnea is a sleep inhibiting condition caused by a lack of needed fapping, or masturbation.
Man I was so tired when I got home last night I didn't get my rocks off, then I couldn't even sleep because of the damn sleep fapnea.
2. nonversation
A late night conversation without any purpose.
Monica almost fell asleep during our nonversation last night.

Mike has to stop wasting all of his time with those nonversations.
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