Jeff: Hey Ted.
Ted: Hey Jeff. Haha. Jefffff. Je-ffff JeffFFFFF JEEEEEFFFFFFFF! JEEEFFEEEE! ASK JEEVES!!! HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING! BUT NOOOOO! ERBODY'S LIKE, "If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg an a half, how many flapjacks can fit on a doghouse?" AND THE OTHER GUY'S LIKE, "I don't know, Google it." DAMN YOU GOOGLE! YOU MONOPOLISTIC SON OF A BITCH! HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!?! ONLY YOU CAN START AS A NOUN AND END UP A VERB! AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ted: Sucks. Haha. Socks. Wanna know a funny word?
Jeff: Sure...Is it socks..?
Ted: NO! It's socks.
Jeff: Okay...Ted you really nee-