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bonzai sledding 

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.
"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."
bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008
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Drunk Sledding 

When A snow day comes around and you want a little spark to sledding. Best when sledding 10 minutes after gulping down 10 shots of your favorite liquor. You wont feel a thing.
Yo, Were snowed in, lets get some Absolut and go drunk sledding!
Drunk Sledding by Abu and Antonella December 14, 2008

Night Sledding 

Ex 1- Trisha: Im going night sledding with my pops

Portia: You shouldn't name your dildos Trisha.
Night Sledding by Sarah C Cups December 31, 2012

Nose Sledding 

'I want to go sledding. In my snow. NOSE sledding.'
Nose Sledding by Klairwho March 12, 2009
v. having sex or screwing around with someone who has a big penis
So...you've been sledgin' round, huh? Niceeeeeee
Sledgin' by VroooomVrooom101 February 24, 2018

shoe sledding 

Show Sleading is when you decide to be a complete and utter moron (like us) and decided to grab onto the bumper of a car as it goes down a icy street and hold your body up with your feet/shoes. If you use milk shoes you tend to go slightly smoother.
Derek: Hey guys, lets go shoe sleeding.
Kody: Hell Yeah!
Matt: Fuck No, last time you guys knocked me off into that truck.