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Someone who refuses to drink alcohol for no apparent reason and claims that water is a satisfactory replacement beverage.
Joey: Hey, are you coming out drinking with us tonight?

Wendell: Yeah man I'll come out but I'm being a Slav.
by The Piece Corps February 01, 2011
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A term used to describe people of Polish, Hunarian, Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian, Lithuanian ethnicity. "Slav" comes from the Scandinavian word for slave as slavic peoples were once considered lesser beings by their Scandinavian counterparts.
Did you know Peter McPolishski is a Slav?
by HanktheHandle May 26, 2011
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slav: this is a term for a slaggy chav
A:is she a slag?
B:is she a a chav??
C:noo she's a slav!
by Chris April 26, 2005
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a female chav who is a slag. It is a combination of 'chav' and 'slag'.
oi look at that slav over there, i bet she's gonna get it on with some chav tonight!
by jesskellyxo April 28, 2011
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Usually from Eastern Europe, a member of the Caucasian race. They are boring people and not many things go through their mind. They are prone to being drunk and racist, uneducated and poor. Very slow people. They are all Slavs but are jealous of each other, in one way or another. Slavic people are often not to be trusted, as they are skilled at scamming people.
What is ridiculous about the Slavic people is that they are the only white people in Europe that hate each other. (Ukraine vs Poland vs Russia, Croatia vs Serbia etc.)
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A Central European. Slavs can be identified With these Common traits

*Smells Bad

*Drinks Strong alcohol (And lots of it)

*very large Cheekbones

*A stupid whiny accent EX: " Roman, Cahsin I do naht want too go boleeng weeth yoo" as said by Niko Bellic to his Fat Cousin in Gta 4

*They Write in weird upside down letters and numbers

* They Love Counter Strike And Garry's Mod

*They Are Loud And Obnoxious.

*They Are From a Country That you have Never heard of before, Like seriously Where the Hell is Moldova.

*They Also Have like a million different names For a Cabbage

*They Take their Heritage Seriously, Dont ever mistake a Pole for a russian. They WILL get Loud.

*They eat The Starchiest of Foods

*They Drive Shitty Cars

*They Complain About The "West"

*They Have Very Long names that dont make sense Ex: "Straatsma"

*They Are Persistent little bastards Ex: WW2

* They Have Strong Old Women

* They Aren't Good At Art

If You Suspect Your Neighbor Of Being A Slav Please Notify the Nearest Pest Control Center To Have Them Dispose of it humanely.
Mikulski Meshcheryakov was A Slav
by King Of Controversy June 06, 2017
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