smashed on 

when peoploe fight and one person beats the shit out of the other, usually in the face and head.

dan smashed on sergio in the fight last week

smashed on by Devin Reed May 1, 2005

smashed on 

1. Telling someone of lesser intelligence how increasingly stupid they are, then making an obvious statement, and showing them how idiotic they REALLY truly are..
2. Used to be known as "Modded." Now a Bay Area, California term.
3. For increasing insult for the victim, say the 'Smash'..look at them for exactly 1 second and CLAP your hands unnecessarily hard in there face.. and say "SMASHED YA DUMB BITCH!"

1.
me: Get the fuck off AIM bitch!
him: ='(
me: when u cry.. it makes me happy
him: GOD DAMN FOO.. that fuckin evilness
me =D

2.
me: I'm telling you its $100 dollars!
her: NO! its only $50
me: WatCh! ill ask them!
-the person says its $100..-
me: SMASHED... YA DUMB BITCH! *CLAP*

smashed on by NickSter March 29, 2004

smashed on 

talking shit to somebody to the point of their no return. where they cant say shit back cuz everyones laughing at their punkass.

you: FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..

me: how u gonna say fuckin annoying ass ppl.. then type that like 100 times =/...... typing something 100 times = annoying
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me:update your fuckin site asshole. or take it down and continue on with your life and not wasting anymore of mine by me clicking on this worthless Link. aight kOo

yo patna: DAM CUZZ, U GON LET DAT NIGGA SMASH LIKE DAT?!

smashed on by TekBeetz March 29, 2004

sloshed on the slopes 

Getting fucked up beyond comprehension while going down the mountain on either skis or a snowboard. Everyone must try it once. CAUTION may result in death.

Timmy died while sloshed on the slopes.

sloshed on the slopes by Himmyneutron December 22, 2022

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes 

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

Smashed one out 

Masturbating

Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.

Smashed one out by Nope not me October 18, 2018