Sarphie 

The friendship name for Sophie Fergi and Sarah Dorothy Little. This friendship is one of the most amazing friendships in the world because they've gotten so close in not that much time and because they make each other so happy! Sarah found Sophie at a time where she needed it the most and they've been an iconic duo ever since 💗🥺

Sarphie is the best friendship in the world💗

Sarphie by @sophiestoffee on Instagram!💖 November 24, 2020

slaphappy 

due to extreme tiredness one becomes giddy with uncontrollable laughter, also described as naturally high

Jenkins:"Hey Bob! guess what?"
Bob: "What?"
Jenkins:"Fruit Loops!"
Bob:ahahahahahahaha!*laughs uncontrollably*
Jenkins:"Dude you're so slaphappy"

slaphappy by sami and syd July 2, 2006

slaphead

A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.

boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat

A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:

slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald

slaphead by happyslapper January 3, 2008

slarp 

The sound a wet cock makes when it hits a chick in the face.

the slarp from my cock hitting her face could be heard all through the quad.

slarp by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy 

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.

Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009

slaphog

Noun. 1. A constant, perpetual masturbator. Usually used to describe males, but can be used for a female.

Johnny masturbates 4 times a day. He's a slaphog.

slaphog by uron a. holman October 21, 2013

slaphappiest 

Happier than slap happy, and the best of all slaphappier options.

I was slaphappier with blue or green over red. I'm slaphappiest with gray.

slaphappiest by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015