Hold on to your slappywag!
Wad up you slappywag
2.) One half of the popular alias held by famoust explorer Adam Haxell: Because of his immmense fame, Adam had to create an alter-ego in order to avoid detection from the world's media. The name he arrived at... Fransisco Slappywag
2.) "Excuse me can I get a room? The name? Fransisco Slappywag."