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Slapping Ham 

The loud, skin to skin, smacking and slapping sounds made while having intense, rough, pounding, doggie style vaginal or anal sex with a larger male or female who has meaty hamhocks type thighs and buttocks. The sound and visual flapping and flopping of the excess flesh is highly erotic.
After hiking her ass up doggie style and giving her boyfriend a organic spread, Carl hit his girlfriend's meaty, hamhock ass with a feverous pounding. The sounds of Slapping Ham woke his room mate who became aroused by the sound and the visions of her flabby, shaking thighs. He gave himself a quick dry rub and wanked himself back to sleep.
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slapping the ham 

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.
Danny is known for slapping the ham.

Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.
Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

slapping the hams 

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound
What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?
slapping the hams by Burlin August 5, 2021

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026