| 1. | Jack Ball | ||
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Describes a person of either sex who does nothing. Basically contributes absolutely nothing of redeeming quality to the world around them. The word and subsequent definition came about after witnessing a person installing a Jack in the box jack ball on their antenna and asking myself what the hell does that damn thing do? Nothing!
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| 2. | ball slapper | ||
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when your balls slapp against your girls theighs when your have sex
i hope i don't have a ball slapper with you
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| 3. | skunt | ||
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A portmanteau word built from the words skank and cunt, usually used to describe or deride any undesirable, bitchy, vile, or opprobrious female. Of course, the word also carries with it an allegation (founded or unfounded) of loose morals and a generally dubious sexual comportment by the individual at whom the insult is directed. Synonyms include: bitch, slut, wench, slapper, ho-bag, etc.
My ex-boss was the biggest skunt imaginable.
John: Holy shit, man. Get a load of this chick that just walked in. Jack: Eh, she's got a nice rack, but she looks like a total skunt. |
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| 4. | Slapper-jack | ||
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A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax. "Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"
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| 5. | Peter Parker | ||
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A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time. Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!
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| 6. | supermarket legs | ||
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Jack: "Hey Bill, have you seen the new girl Sharon?"
Bill: "Yeah Jack, but I hear she's got real supermarket legs!" |
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| 7. | knob socket | ||
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A dirty dirty (dirty) whore. Mike: "I'm so horny. I need to get my end away"
Jack: "Talk to Candy, she's a bit of a knob socket" |
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