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6. slapjack
1. Complete waste of space.
2. One who lacks intelligence.
3. An urban red-neck.
Good golly Billy-Bob you is one hellava slapjack.
1. Slapjack
The act of ejaculating on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.
Today I gave Melinda a Slapjack after that bitch ate the last hot pocket.
2. Slapjack
Mixed alcoholic beverage originating in Bellingham, WA. Created by mixing one gallon jug of Carlo Rossi Pisano wine, one bottle MD 20/20 Orange Jubilee bum wine, one bottle Andre Extra Dry Champagne, and one can orange concentrate. Serve luke warm.
Damn Joe, you're fucked up! What did you have to drink? - Jesse
Oh, you know. Just a jug of Slapjack! - Joe
3. Slapjack
The action of a naked man shimmying side to side, like a washing machine agitator, causing his dick to thwack against his thighs.
She woke to the dulcet sounds of her husband doing slapjacks by the bed.
4. Slapjack
A "homeless" person who lives on the street.The one with no teeth,dirty as hell,and talks to himself outloud while making no sense at all.Sleeps on a piece of cardboard
In downtown San Francisco,you will see many "slapjacks" on the street during the "wee" hours of the morning.
5. Slapjack
A game similar to the classic punch buggy. Every time one sees a yellow vehicle, they slap the person next to them and say "slapjack!"

Originated from Oshawa.
-yellow car drives past-

Girl: SLAPJACK! *slaps friend*
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