Quantcast
Subscribe
look up anything, like your first name:
1. slapdick
SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by Fred Jul 23, 2004 add a video
2. slapdick
Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.
- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
3. slapdick
Someone who is equal parts dunce and douche-bag.

Someone who has nothing to offer.
I can't believe that slapdick George Bush was a two-term president.

Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.
4. Slapdick
A "slapdick" is simply that guy or that girl, who thinks he/she is all that. Some dude walks in a party with a fake tan, popped collar and acts like they know everything about everything, yet not one person there cares what they have to say, gives them attention or wants them there.
"Yo who brought that slapdick to the party?"
"What a slapdick"
5. slapdick
an idiot, dumbass... someone who would rather slap their own dick, rather than give a fuck about you need them for
" Yeah, it's a good company, but there web designer must be a slapdick... site sucks! "
by XePhA88 Jul 30, 2003 add a video
6. slapdick
A pain in the ass. Lazy SOB. Who depends on GPS to get around and Makes most Mentally Retarded people seem normal.
Dana Nichlos , Joe Bob

Joe-Bob is such a fucking slapdick
7. slapdick
game played for fun by homosexual or heterosexual males. Game usually begins by slapping the other players dick when they least expect it. Famous moves include grab and roll or pinch and twist.
My balls were bruised during slapdick.
rss and gcal