Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.
After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.
by Kikkoman123 March 21, 2011

5 Words Related to slapcrap

the act of grabbing a large piece of shit wrapping it in a paper towel and slapping your friend across the face while they are passed out.
Mike: Shhhhhhhh Joes passed out

Joe: ZzZzZz....

Mike: SLAPCRAP! WACK RIGHT IN JOES FACE!


by Bigdaddyhambone April 18, 2009

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