slapboxing my youngbull 

Another term for masturbation,choking the chicken etc etc

Malik: I'll be back I'm bouta go in the crib real quick.
James: what you bouta do?
Malik: chill bro I'm bouta slapbox my youngbull.
James: ayo you bouta go beat ya meat, u outta pocket.
Slapboxing my youngbull- masturbation

slapboxing my youngbull by Jcook4321 March 2, 2016

soapboxing 

The act of lecturing, spouting, ranting about a particular subject to attempt to make a point or a stand. Derives from the days when people, such as ministers, actors, strikers, abolitionists, rights defenders, etc. would take a sturdy soapbox (soap came in wooden crates then), carry it to a wtreet corner, and begin preaching their point to the passerbyers.

That point of conversation led her to soapbox about the subject until she knew she made her point.

soapboxing by Kate Twitchell May 6, 2004

seaboxing 

going out of your way or clearly acting in an abnormal manner in order to gain attention from a female.

“Damn bro, Brian was seaboxing in that group chat.”

seaboxing by Dwayne TR November 4, 2019

soapboxing 

Preaching; pontificating; voicing one's opinion loudly in the hopes it will gain supporters. Comes from a time when wooden boxes were used to ship soapflakes in, and were then put into use as pulpits for street preachers.

"Shirley, quit your soapboxing and give THIS guy's opinion a thought or two."

soapboxing by Ren May 6, 2004

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

slap boxing 

a good way to solve problems and watch people beat the crap outta each it works for everybody and its mad funny

Guada is a slap boxing loser to girls cause hes a pussy.

slap boxing by aaron g im cool October 16, 2005

soapboxing 

1) To wax philosophical to promote your own agenda.

2) To get your message across to a number of people.

Michael Moore and Ann Coulter spend too much time soapboxing and not enough time not being stupid.

soapboxing by JP May 8, 2004