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crack slap 

When you are doing crack and fucking a girl in the ass, spit on her bak then she turns around and bust on face, then slap her in the face with your penis.
Bob did a crack slap with your mother last night!
crack slap by Dann Higginson August 14, 2006

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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

Crack dick slap 

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.
Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim

Snapcrackerz 

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Snapcrackerz by Snapcrackerz December 15, 2008

SnapCrack 

You've got the ultimate ass whooping coming!
To inflict a great deal of pain on someone.
I'm going to snapcrack da fuck out yo bitch ass!
Oh yea I snapcracked that motherfucker a week ago, he won't be around anymore!
SnapCrack by Mollywop September 1, 2017

Snapcrackin 

You cum in your dog and squeeze him till it comes out him mouth or butt then toast a piece of bread and feed it to the cat
Did you hear James did a Snapcrackin on his dog sparky
Snapcrackin by anonymous December 22, 2020