| 1. | danza slap | ||
|
A "Danza Slap" is when a man slaps his erect penis derisively on the face of the woman who is giving him a blowjob. The genesis of the phrase can be found by watching the x-rated movie "Insatiable" starring Marilyn Chambers (1980). There's a scene where Ms. Chambers is getting rudely f'ed by her rich daddy's gardener on the pool table in the mansion. Being of low social standing, the gardener delights in "danza slapping" rich-girl Marilyn many times. The key though, is that the gardener (played by David Morris) actually looks like Tony Danza! I sh*t you not. Check it out. Being a billionaire, Anthony thought it was his right to danza slap any women who gave him head.
|
|||
| 2. | slap the oyster | ||
|
female masturbation After watching the hot man-sex scenes in "Brokeback Mountain," Roberta went home to slap the oyster.
|
|||
| 3. | Jazz Laugh | ||
|
Laughter induced by a joke on a TV series such as Scrubs, which is followed by a snippet of slap bass and a drumroll. This brief section of jazz can also induce the laughter, as it's primary function is to inform the show's audience that something funny just happened. Mr A: "Hey Dr B, I was watching some Scrubs last night and found myself laughing more at the jazz music than at the slapstick humour before it..."
Dr B: "Ah yes, I diagnose you as having a Jazz Laugh. It'll stop when the serious bit at the end of the show kicks in." |
|||
| 4. | Slap-a-hoe | ||
|
A term used to describe a tribe of women who have performed less than satisfactory actions. Jeff: Hey woman dont change the channel! I was watching that!
Penny: What are you going to do? Jeff: I think its time for you to join the tribe! Penny: What tribe? Jeff as he slaps her: The Slap-a-hoe! |
|||
| 5. | Poirus | ||
|
The act of watching too much porn on your computer and getting a virus. I was watchin the booty slap, and next thing I know I had a major poirus! 50 pop ups for booty slap deluxe in 2 minutes!
|
|||
| 6. | Nutslap | ||
|
When you want to get your partners attention during something really important, like watching American Idol...so you slap your nuts down on the cofee table. Blam blam blam jigga jigga blam! Wow...I was watching that hot guy Anthony sing on American Idol...and then was surprisingly sidetracked by a nutslap on the coffee table. Glad Ivy Rose didn't wake up.
|
|||
| 7. | Dancefloor dick slapper | ||
|
A night clubbing queer boy who boogies on the dancefloor and targets unsuspecting straight men and slap thier sacs. " oh my god i love this song its elton john. ooh loo at that hottie over their. I hope hes a dancefloor dick slapper. doo doo doo. SLAP."
"oi fairy boy fuck off back to your uphill gardening pad" "oh ok i was planning on a night in watching are you being served any way... Bitch. Come on fee fee were not going to get any action tonight" |
|||
