|1.||Slap the Sheik|
to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself. Includes all the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.more...
While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.
The name is derived from a monkey's foot.
How'd you slap my ass? Both of your hands are on my waist.
Monkey slap, baby, monkey slap.
it's the use of pretty and/or sexy people to induce the public into an idiot stare and ignore the big important problems that affect their lives. The viewers get orgasmic from what they see.
Television, newspapers, Internet articles, magazines and other outlets often use pictures of beautiful people to promote ideas and to sell products. Now in articles concerning lovely stars on the Net people put on comments like cougar, MILF, I'd do her or I'd hit it etc. TV news, movies, music and other means of entertainment often use women who have sex appeal but no intelligence to manipulate your fantasies. Examples:more...
1. I was in a bar and the TV (set on MTV2) played a Spice Girls video. All the other guys gawked at it even though the Girls had no musicality whatsoever and the song was crap.
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Also know as
rubbing one out
spanking the monkey
petting the one eyed snake
petting the one eyed monster
draining the lizard
beat the meat
and so on
New form of masturbation
in 4 eazy to do steps
1. look at porn
2. slap your hand on the desk (palm up)
3. thrust forward through hand
Example on youtube
DEUSENBERRY TIME, masturbation, beat the meat, draining the lizard, rubbing one out, spanking the monkey
When you're doing a girl from the back, you take out a live caged monkey, have it take your place,(since youre on this site, she shouldn't be able to tell the difference) You then proceed to move to the side of the girl, and slap her with a wheel. Wheelbarrows can also be substituted.
Me: Fuck's sake
Her: Yeah, keep at it
Me: Oh something is at it.
Her: Oh shit the Monkey Wheel!
Me: GOTCHA BITCH!
The act of masterbating so hard that you fall into a coma like sleep when done.
Hey what up sane, where lord at? He just got his bowl of lotion out the microwave and went in the room to chop block his self to sleep.
A backhanded slap in the vagina.
Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.