| 50. | I'll Slap You Into Next Week | ||
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To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week! Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu. |
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| 51. | Slap the Porpoise | ||
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Slap the Porpoise - when you retrieve the bag from a boxed wine. You carry around the bag and "Slap the Porpoise" before drinking directly from the spout. The bag can/is also called "porpoise". "Slap the porpoise! hard! now chug!"
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| 52. | Jungle Slap | ||
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Anyone getting slapped so hard that the forces of gravity fling snot and spit opposite directions When a black man jungle slaps his Ho so hard that her Spit goes one direction and Snot goes the Other!
Thank you 80's |
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| 53. | Butch Slap | ||
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When you bitch slap a butch lesbian. This dyke was giving me a hard time at Costco when I didn't have my card. I just wanted to butch slap her.
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| 54. | Slap Fire | ||
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The art of slapping fire out of a person is to give said person an intense slap that will leave their face red for an extended period of time. Guy 1-" yo you see that mothafucka giving me that crooked eye"
Guy 2-" yea homeboys grilling dumb hard right now" Guy 1-"if he keeps it up ima slap fire outta him" |
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| 55. | Slap fire | ||
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The art of slapping fire is to slap one so forcefully that it leaves a red mark on the individuals face for an extended period of time, as if fire has literally been slapped out of them. Guy 1-"yo you see that mothafucka giving me the crooked eye?"
Guy 2-"yea homeboys mean mugging dumb hard right now" Guy 3-"don't tell me Ima have to slap fire outta this kid now" |
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| 56. | Slap Ass Friday | ||
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When girls get slapped in the butt by guys. Every Friday it is scheduled. A day when people can slap other people's butts. Girls can slap guys' butts too. Some people do enjoy this day. But it must be very painful for some girls, though. Today, I noticed it was Slap Ass Friday. I spotted my crush of three years. And As I walked down the hall, I spotted him. Then, I passed by and I quickly slapped his bum with hard, heavy pressure. I could tell he enjoyed it because of his huge smile. It was great pleasure to do that. He blushed as I gave a wink and ran off cafeteria.
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