1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

a shit-for-brains who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

A game where two or more men put honey or other adhesives on their hands and take turns slapping each other's wangs.

The game goes on until someone's hand gets stuck on another's penis. He is then declared the loser.

The penalty must be decided before the game and could be anything from streaking in public to giving hand jobs to homeless people.

For the rules it is suggested that pube shots are not allowed.

Slap Dick is a commonly played game where two guys get hard and sit facing one another. They then proceed to switch off slapping each other's dick. The guy whose dick falls off first is the loser. Following the game, the winner may choose to do the victory ritual: pick up the fallen off dick (before it looses to much blood and becomes limp), smack the loser's forehead with said dick and finish by yelling SLAP DICK!