Cockney slang for sex.
The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.
by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004
8 more definitions
Slap n' tickle means forplay not actual sex. Well it does in england anyway.
No slap and tickle o' the wenches
by Jimbo Grimbo February 07, 2006
Guy slaps girls ass then grasp's tightly, spreads open and then 'tickles' the vagina. Usually happens in a bush at school.
Lets go have a quick slap and tickle in the bush over there.
by u wot m8? March 27, 2013
To fuck, of course.
I fancy a bit of slap and tickle tonight.
by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
a sexual act, often preformed by a homosexual couple (although a woman may perform this on a man). One person, the receiver stands up, while the performer of this act slaps the receiver in the balls. At this point the receiver should bend over, the giver then tickles the butt hole of the receiver.
I totally want to give him a slap and tickle.
by SX3 October 25, 2010
To slap someone in the face, then subsequently tickle them under the chin as to counter-act the pain of the slap and to neutralize any anger or frustration towards the slap and tickler'er.
dude chill bro, just slap and tickle
by Jon Lapinski cooke cody August 02, 2009
When one slaps another person's penis and tickles their balls with their hand
"This chick gave me a slap and tickle today, and my dick hurts whenever I walk!"
by Christofph November 08, 2006