slaming the ham 

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

slaming the ham by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Is another for masterbating also known as wanking or jerking off

Toby: What is that guy doing in the corner
Charlie: idk
Toby: omg hes slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Charlie: thats jasper

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain by ***Toby*** January 22, 2020

Slaming The Door 

The act of getting so frustrated and pissed off you calmly walk up to a door whip your dick out and proceed to slam it in the door.

Bub threw away his prized tool and started Slaming The Door.

Slaming The Door by SlamingTheDoor101 April 23, 2018

Virgin Shaming 

The act of judging or mocking someone due to their assumed lack of sexual experience. The perpetrator will normally base this assumption on the victim's personality traits or behaviors that they associate with being a virgin. The perpetrator will often do this cover up their own insecurities.

When he asked his friends how to get laid, they began virgin shaming him.

Virgin Shaming by Stepman February 18, 2020

Bongo-Slamming 

When two males take a firm grasp of the opposing man's thighs and fervently bash butts.

An innocent fan walked into The Capitals locker room only to see the horrifying sight of Alex Ovechkin and Jamie Benn viciously bongo-slamming.

Bongo-Slamming by alexovechkin September 22, 2014

short shaming 

No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!

Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.

It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.

It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.

Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"

short shaming by Vindicator Phoenix January 1, 2017

Biscuit Slamming 

The act of packing a can of raw biscuits up your lovers rectum with a broom handle, allowing them to marinate a few days, shitting them back out, then bake and enjoy!

Steven and Rob are having another of their famous “Biscuit Slamming” parties, and word is there will be some cream filled! Woot!

Biscuit Slamming by Red monster boy March 12, 2022