slabam 

The act of, as well as the sound made by hitting someone in the face with a suggestively shaped slab of ham. The word is both an onomatopoeia, and a portmanteau of "slab" and "ham".

She was all up in my business so I was like "SLABAM"!

slabam by bganman September 8, 2010

slamball season 

The time period immediately following sorority rush, where new and existing sorority members haven't had a dick in their hand for weeks. And need it. Like they need it bad.

Fratstar A: "Man, I haven't seen a chick in weeks. My dick's getting chapped.
Fratstar B: "Total cockcity. But sorority rush ends today. You know what that means!"
Fratstars together: "SLAMBALL SEASON!!!"

slamball season by juice45 August 13, 2009

slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.

Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!

slamhammered by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

shambam 

A shambam is the product of dating ambiguity. When a man believes he's in a relationship with a woman, but has not yet consummated said relationship by rounding second base, then a shambam may occur. Typically, a shambam will involve a club night, where the man will accompany the woman to a venue believing they will leave together. But the woman, believing herself to be unattached, hooks up with another guy and spends the night with him. For our unlucky bachelor, a shambam has occurred.

Mark hooked up with Iris? But I thought she was with Jordan? I guess it was just a shambam.

You mean she slept with Dan? But she went out with Adam last night. I guess she really shambammed him.

shambam by A.C. Gonshor August 9, 2007

Texas Slamhammer 

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.

“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”

Texas Slamhammer by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

sukiyaki slam bam 

The act of dousing oneself in soy sauce and, having intercourse with three men/women at the same time

"Call two of your friends and lets have a sukiyaki slam bam"

sukiyaki slam bam by too bad12 March 30, 2023

Slambangle 

An adjective or verb that can be used anywhere it sounds appropriate (see examples).

Dude, I totally slambangled that chick last night.

Dude, that chick was slambanglin' !

Who slambangled all the whiskey?

Dude, don't slambangle my shit!

This beat is slambanglin'.

Last night was slambanglin'.

Slambangle by JRLE February 4, 2010