1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.

2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.

3. Any girl that brendan has been with

4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?

2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!

3. Brendan.... come on man.

4. Slampig, no slam backs!
by Bryan November 19, 2004
N. A fat girl who is used for "slamming". A fat chick used to get a "load" out...nothing more.
"Dude, she was such a slam pig, but I needed to get laid."
by L.M. February 10, 2005
A girl that has sex with a lot of guys, a slut.
Everyone suspected Erin F was a slampig after she hooked up with JD the first night of college. As the year progressed and the list of guys she had been with steadily grew, including two guys who were best friends, there was no doubt in anyone's mind.
by Baserman May 27, 2005
A big old whore that is willing to have sex with the first guy she meets
Dude i was ramming whiteys mom when i pulled out and realized she was a nothing but filth and Slam-pig
by MattO1 October 10, 2005
(N) The girl at a party with muffin tops hanging over her 2-size-too-small jeans, cleavage all poppin' out her shirt and who has been slammed by at least three guys there.
Guy 1: Look, Chris is talking to that hog.
Guy 2: Yeah that's Noey, total slampig. She's like a basketball, we all pass her around when there isn't anything better out there.
by Butthead121 December 24, 2009
A Slampig has pretty much summed up by the many definitions before this one. A slampig is a dirty whore who is good for only one thing...fucking. She is a piece of meat, no matter how big or small, no matter how ugly or hot. Bottom line...You fuck her and get the fuck out (but not before nutting somewhere on her body, preferably face).

A slampig can be identified by two whistles blown into a bottle pre or post ceding the word "Slampig!"
In a bar and two whore-ish dressed girls (possibly know sluts) walk past a group of guys. One guy blows two whistles into is Bud Light bottle and immediately follows with, "Slampigs!" The group of guys laugh hysterically.
by Jason Weibert May 28, 2007
A highly unattractive or repulsive female who you would only have sex with if highly intoxicated or high off a particular drug.
Tim was so drunk last night he they had sex with the fattest slam-pig at the party.

Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.
by Mark December 09, 2004

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