“I heard that Jessica chick is free tonight”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”
“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”
“Didn’t Noah slam her this morning?”
“Yea, well I need to laid”
“By her? She’s a total slam hog!”
by Ligma knotz July 16, 2019
Conceptually; a hog slam is considered to be a equivalent to a slump buster. You find a girl who is lower than you on the proverbial totem pole of life and you fuck her.
Randall : Did you fuck Bipolar Betty again ?
Gene : Totally dude. You have no idea how fucking awesome it is to hog slam that fat slut.
Randall : Brick Shithouse Betty! You've really gotta watch with the hog slammin' people might think your a chubby chaser.
Gene : No worries there Randall, I fucked your anorexic sister last night.
Gene : Totally dude. You have no idea how fucking awesome it is to hog slam that fat slut.
Randall : Brick Shithouse Betty! You've really gotta watch with the hog slammin' people might think your a chubby chaser.
Gene : No worries there Randall, I fucked your anorexic sister last night.
by Darker April 23, 2010
by Andy Suter March 16, 2007