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wood staffing 

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.
Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
wood staffing by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019
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Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
Related Words

shaffing 

A term used to describe someone that works from home excessively.
MalsR: Where's Dolan?
Chi: He's shaffing.
shaffing by 4rid May 7, 2008

Sluffing 

Utah word. No one knows it but Utahns...
Ditching class, Cutting Class.... etc.
Lets go sluffing next period we have stupid Mr. Whyfuck, and he wont keep his hands out of the back of his pants.. Fuckin nasty.
Sluffing by Gabbbehhh July 24, 2007

sluffing 

Verb:
Slacking; to avoid work;
to put forth less effort
Stop sluffing in your workout and put forth more effort.
sluffing by Southern Momma February 26, 2014

Staffing 

Staffing is another word for jerk off, or masturbation. This term was created by JROTC cadets at a summer camp in 2009. Staffing can also be used as Staff or Staffed, or staff off. We hope this term will be really well known in the future.
Last night I was staffing to some hardcore porn.
Staffing by RegSquad November 7, 2011

beer staffing 

A wonderful drinking game. To beer staff, simply drink a beer. Then, duct tape the empty can to the bottom of your next beer. Tape that empty beer to the bottom of the two cans. Keep doing this to form a staff made of beer cans. A BEER STAFF.
"Hey, Broseph. What're you doing tonight?"
"BEER STAFFING!!"
beer staffing by Robbie Bourne December 13, 2006