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bonzai sledding 

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.
"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."
bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008
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Drunk Sledding 

When A snow day comes around and you want a little spark to sledding. Best when sledding 10 minutes after gulping down 10 shots of your favorite liquor. You wont feel a thing.
Yo, Were snowed in, lets get some Absolut and go drunk sledding!
Drunk Sledding by Abu and Antonella December 14, 2008
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Night Sledding 

Female masturbation, usually involving a sex toy
Ex 1- Trisha: Im going night sledding with my pops

Portia: You shouldn't name your dildos Trisha.
Night Sledding by Sarah C Cups December 31, 2012

Nose Sledding 

'I want to go sledding. In my snow. NOSE sledding.'
Nose Sledding by Klairwho March 12, 2009
Slidding is a word which describes the action of a Log of Andy Sixx's poop decending down your throat, as per the popular 4chan meme "Andy Sixx's Log". The extra "d" in the word, compared with the usual spelling is to account for the intensity of the experience.
"After the Black Veil Brides concert, that Fangirl had a Log from Andy Sixx slidding down her throat."

shoe sledding 

Show Sleading is when you decide to be a complete and utter moron (like us) and decided to grab onto the bumper of a car as it goes down a icy street and hold your body up with your feet/shoes. If you use milk shoes you tend to go slightly smoother.
Derek: Hey guys, lets go shoe sleeding.
Kody: Hell Yeah!
Matt: Fuck No, last time you guys knocked me off into that truck.

redneck sledding 

redneck sledding: the act of using cardboard to slide down hills (usually at overpasses) in the absence of snow.

Given the lack of snow and elevation change in the South, Rednecks had to improvise. Therefore cardboard is used to break the friction co-efficient of dry grass on the side of interstate highway overpasses, usually accompanied by screams of YEEE-HAW!
Hey Bubba, after you finish skinning that armadillo, let's take the box your above-ground pool came in and head to the overpass for some redneck sledding!