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Slaberoni slab-er-oni, is a slab of pepperoni. Also known as chubby sliver, genoa boa, meatastrophe. Slang usage includes substituting any word referencing male genetailia with "slaberoni".
Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor
Don't make me have to set an example today
and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away
I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
takin all you stupid motherfuckers' money
Peepin at a bitch cause my slaberoni's on hard
Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word
by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz August 29, 2006

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