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1 basing reasoning and argument on the premises of the following thinkers: de Saussure, Lacan, Althusser, Barthes.

2 used as 'ad hominem'.

3 (possibly pejoratively) saying someone is a postmodernist.
Ex. "You are such as Slab", i.e. "You are a fool".
by MPRosinski March 05, 2012
sloppy loud ass bitch
slab city population you. Quit slabbing up the world hoe!~
by fuckingslabtstic April 21, 2011
Cellphone, smartphone or other portable computer, particularly if telephony is only one of a number of functions, mostly internet-based.
"She took a seat, and immediately pulled her slab out of her purse and began texting someone."
by fluffernutters86 October 15, 2012
For people who don't know what a SLAB is, SLAB stands for "Slow Loud And Bangin". It's a term used mostly in Texas for an old school car such as a custom Cadillac or Lincoln fitted with the chrome accessories such as grill, Rolls Royce goddess hood ornament, trunk belt buckles, and rear wheel covers.

However, this trend is nothin but East Coast style that has already been popular thoughout the U.S. since the late 1960's and 70's and SLABS are nothin but Super Fly cars Pimp cars.etc.

Texas boys and rappers like Slim Thug think this all started in Texas which it didn't.
Person from Texas: Man look that SLAB swangin down the street.

Person that's not from Texas: What? You mean that car which a Pimpmobile?

Person from Texas: No nigga that's a SLAB.

Person that's not from Texas: Bruh, that's really a Pimpmobile joint Cadillacs that has a big grill and all other chrome accessories are usually called a Pimpmobile or a Super Fly.

Person from Texas: Man that's a SLAB and just for you to know Texas started this shit.

Person that's not from Texas: No Texas didn't, the East Coast such as New York City DID, back in the 1960's and the 1970's and ever since it's been popular throughout the U.S. including in major cities in the U.S.(United States)like Chicago, Detriot, Los Angeles, DC, and Baltimore. Ya'll so-called SLABS came from New York.

And if you don't believe me go watch the Blaxeploitation films from the 1970's like; Super Fly, Willie Dynamite, Shaft, and that James Bond film Live and Let Die, those films showed what was(and still are)hot on the New York streets and everyone including Pimps, Gangsters, and Drug Dealers around the U.S. modified their Cadillacs and Lincolns with chrome exterior parts after the result of watching Super Fly.

Person from Texas: Oh'.
by Saint51 January 29, 2010
A case (24beers) of 16oz beer cans you buy at a beer store
What are you going to buy at the bait shop?
I'm gonna get a slab bro!
by steve's cheese November 12, 2009
A man's penis.
"Man, you know she want the slab."
by P-Jac December 05, 2008
a wave that comes in from normal depth and breaks on a shallow reef or sandbar or whatever; the dramatic change in depth causes the wave to warp and heave into a psycho monster that'll give you the barrel of your life.....if you make it...
a slab

man what a sick slab!

check out that slabby left!

I just got shacked on that warping slab!!
by steVenn February 09, 2008
A 24-pack of beer, in cans or bottles or varying sizes (throw-downs, stubbies, cannies, longies), also see carton.
"Wanna go halves in a slab o' New?"
"Fucken oath it's beer o'clock"
by HEMI April 28, 2003