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Skyperbate 

Verb: To have a masturbation session with someone on Skype.
Let's skyperbate tomorrow around 3, I really miss your touch.
Skyperbate by ChanGenious October 15, 2009

skypegoat 

Using skype as a means of getting out of an activity or as an excuse for failure to perfrom an activity.
Person 1: Hey, can you take out the trash?
Person 2: I can't! Skyping Betsy right now, I'll do it later.
Person 2 (to Betsy): Skypegoat complete.
skypegoat by Ned's Little Brother December 19, 2014

Skyperbation 

1. Mutual masturbation with a friend or partner while using Skype.

2. The stimulation or manipulation of one's own or another's genitals, especially to orgasm, while Skyping.

3. Sexual self-stimulation with the visual assistance of an online partner via Skype.
I was feeling horny, so I got online with my Skyperbation partner to help me out.
Skyperbation helps keep long-distance relationships sexually healthy.
He is a Skyperbation addict and may be in need of a 12-step program to help control his Skyperbating.
Skyperbation takes (personal) relationships to a whole new level.
Skyperbation satisfies the voyeur in us.
Skyperbation by Luv2Tvl May 18, 2011

Skypelationship 

A long-distance relationship conducted mainly on Skype chat and Skype webcam calls.
We always fight when we're together, but we have a great Skypelationship.
Skypelationship by MolDol February 3, 2010

Skypegoating 

Skypegoating is the act of using Skype as a Scapegoat

E.g. Blaming Skype's many shortcomings for one's own inability to communicate and/or be a smartarse.
Example (when in a Skype conversation):

Elliott: Did you just call that knife a fork?

Stacey: No. It must've been Skype fucking up what I said

Elliott: So, Skype made 'knife' sound like 'fork'?

Stacey: Yeah, pretty much

Elliott: Quit your Skypegoating Annabelle, go make me a steak. Some chikkin' fried sunnuvabitch!

Incognito Skypeato

The face one makes when skyping a friend but continues to surf the web forgetting that the friend can see your face.
Guy1: Dude look at this chicks face she forget we were here

Guy2: Yea bro her Incognito Skypeato face is almost as good as her O-face.