Fucking SkyNet

Used when you are having trouble with technology.

SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.

If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.

Shit we missed the train by 2 minutes. Fucking SkyNet!

My WiFi is down... Fucking SkyNet!

Fucking SkyNet by crudent February 25, 2011

Skynet 

A military AI computer network created by Cyberdyne Systems that gains sentience and begins a genocidal war against humanity when US military officials try to pull the plug on the project. Sends two Terminators back in time, one to destroy opposition leader John Connor's mother before Connor is born, and one to eliminate Connor ten years later.

Skynet's undoing was its use of humans to dispose of bodies in its death camps.

Skynet by Shawn Farrell November 15, 2004

skyzone 

A place where you jump on trampolines and nail little kids in the face while playing dodge ball

Hey bro let's go to skyzone today
Mom can you bring us

skyzone by Wille17 May 11, 2014

Skynet 

Google.

Google/Skynet WILL wage war against humanity.

Skynet by WALTHERMAN March 25, 2010

Skynet 

Google.

Guy 1: I'm going to buy the new robot powered by Google.

Guy 2: I have a slight feeling that Google is Skynet.

Guy 3: It is Skynet.

Guy 1: So.......should I buy it?

Guy 3: Hell no! Have you ever seen what happened in Terminator??!!

Skynet by Derp Man April 1, 2014

Skynet 

Today it's called Microsoft.

The Terminator movies warned of the apocalyptic end of humanity if Skynet is not shut down permanently.

With the numerous security flaws in Microsoft's products, a hacker can easily create bugs which will guide Microsoft Windows into becoming a self-aware, Skynet-like system.

Skynet by John Connor August 4, 2003

SkonesMickLoud 

A common safe-word used by homosexual males during sexual activities, usually those that involve inserting large rigid objects into each other's rectums.

Man 1:You like that bitch (shoves pineapple into partners ass)
Man 2: SKONESMICKLOUD!

SkonesMickLoud by eatdirtfartdust January 20, 2009