Simply put, the worst job that any human being can ever take...where you start out making a handful of shit for payment, and smell like fry grease when you go home.
Manager: Yeah we need you to come in and work all day Saturday and Sunday since we lost some guy who just quit...
Me: I hate this place because I smell bad and make no money.
1) A chain of chili joints found in the "Chili Joint Capital of the World," Cincinnati. The chili itself is tasty, but unfortunately resembles what goes in the toilet the day after a long night of drinking Budweiser and eating burritos.
2) Instant and unforgiving laxative, only $5.99 for a huge plate.
1) I just stopped at Skyline, and almost shit myself on the way home.
2) I just stopped at Skyline, and almost shit myself on the way home.