| 1. | laser breath | ||
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when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it. Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.
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| 2. | skunk funk | ||
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The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).
In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge). 1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan? Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it... Girl(1): why, whats wrong? Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i... Girl(1):you what? Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath! Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! 2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life" |
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| 3. | fart breath | ||
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Shitty stench that eminates from one's mouth; Ba Ba Booey's breath. Ba Ba Booey has the worst fart breath.
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| 4. | SKUNK 69ER | ||
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a SKUNK 69ER IS when your in the 69er postion with the guy on top and just before she stops you fart on her face spraying your dirty smell just like a skunk. also you can do the wet skunk 69er thats when you fart but also spray a little bit of shit in her face. last night your mum and i were going down on each other so i gave her a skunk 69er she loved to breath that shit in.
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| 5. | zacklee | ||
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a term used to define one's breath as in you have the zacklee's. Your breath smells zacklee like your asshole!
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| 6. | Dragon Breath | ||
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To have breath that of which smells as if one has licked the butthole of a dead skunk for several hundred years. Oh my god, have you smelled Alex's Dragon Breath... there aren't enough packs of gum on earth to help that!
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| 7. | Devil's Breath | ||
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also known as Burundanga. It is arguably the worlds most sinister drug. Under its influence you remain lucid and articulate yet absolutely compliant to any suggestion. When your 'trip' is over, you have no recollection of what has transpired. The "Devil's Breath" is an admixture of Scopolamine, a chemical that was experimented with, for its interrogative properties, by both the C.I.A. and Josef Mengele. For at least the past two decades, Burundanga has been a major component of Colombia's criminal element. "I must have used Devil's Breath last night, cause I have no idea where I was or how this chick got into my bed."
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