skrumpt

Getting killed in online gaming. Which leads to severe convulsions, ball scratching, and ruptured hemmroids.

I got skrumpt, so hard.

skrumpt by Skrumpt October 21, 2017

Skrums 

Old dried up skeet that has turned into crumbs; often caught in one's pubes; May also be called the Hooker's Curse.

Jane found skrums in her pubes after forgetting to wash the skeet out of her pubes from the night before.

Skrums by 56th street house May 26, 2006

skrimps 

Ghetto Ass way of saying 'shrimp'

"Im 'bout to go get me some skrimps and steak at Red Lobster"

skrimps by Yo mama June 5, 2003

Scrumpsnozmaflump 

The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.

The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.

All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died

Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away

Scrumpsnozmaflump by Sid Johnson June 6, 2011

Skumps 

n. a word used to cheer or toast something; an exclamation; a cheer during a toast

"Skumps!
Skumps!
A toast to this night!
The outlook is rosy,
The future is bright,
Our children will marry,
Our kingdoms unite,
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!

Skumps!
Skumps
A toast to the home!
One grander by far than a palace in Rome!
Ah, let me fill up your glass, that last was all foam!
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!"
-Disney's Sleeping Beauty

Skumps by TibsisTops March 20, 2009

skumps 

cheers; word used when cheering

Skumps!
Skumps!
Skumps
a toast to this night
The outlook is rosy
The future is bright
Our children will marry
Our kingdoms unite!
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!
-Sleeping Beauty

skumps by sleeping beauty December 8, 2006

skrumpapumpa 

Something that 𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 made up in her freetime

𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 Today at 9:22 AM
skrumpapumpa.

skrumpapumpa by Aarooo October 13, 2020