Tom Skilling 

The trillest meteorologist to have ever been on the air. You can catch him on WGN news at 9.

Jeff: Is it gonna rain tonight?
Alex: Tom Skilling said it was, and he's never wrong

Tom Skilling by trilldude69 January 2, 2014

solling

(smiling out loud): used in situations where one is not actually lolling (laughing out loud). perfect for when you see a meme and smile at your phone.

omg that picture brings back so many good memories... I’m solling.

solling by Forking Shirt August 15, 2018

skulling

An Australian term for guzzling down a large alcoholic beverage, (usually beer) in a large glass or mug without taking a breath.

Eric and Darin had a skulling contest and Eric skulled a whole quart in 6 seconds.

skulling by Danny Ray Wilson June 16, 2008

jack skellington 

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy

Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!

jack skellington by Tephers July 27, 2004

Jack Skellington 

While balls deep in a vagina from behind whilst wearing a skeleton costume and a pink sock starts sneaking its way out, quietly peel off an arm bone and jam it in her anus while you continue merrily on your way to ejaculation.

Last Halloween, I had to Jack Skellington this nasty hoe before her pink sock exploded on me.

Jack Skellington by Slap Mint September 27, 2019

Skilling's Law 

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.

"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."

Skilling's Law by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

Within scrolling distance 

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'

"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"

Within scrolling distance by kakashleigh August 15, 2009