"You are either a skrink or a skrod."
Noun: A badass dork. A dork so badass, you have to spell "dorks" backwards just to define them.
Man: Hey, I heard you like dorks!
Woman: No, actually, I only go for badasses.
Man: Good thing I'm a Skrod then!
Woman: Oh! Well in that case I love you.
skrod (v.,n.,anything)- an all encompassing word for anything nasty, particularly bodily fluids.
1. "I'm going to skrod all over your pillow while you're gone."
2. (nasty sound) "Aww, i just skrod on my new shoes!"
3. "I'll be back in about 15, i have to take a wicked skrod."
4. "Dude, that skrod smelt awful!"