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The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's bottle of toothpaste or mouthwash as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be have your DNA in her mouth for several weeks or months.

See also cumditioner and sploofah
Its 2008 and she still wouldnt orally service me so I left some skoothpaste in her cabinet.
by Frukman March 13, 2008

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